She also criticized the “star-studded” guest list that included Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and several Kardashians.
Megyn Kelly; Jeff Bezos.Credit: Gary Gershoff/Getty; Taylor Hill/Getty
Megyn Kelly, known for not mincing words, had quite the, uh, pointed observation on billionaire Jeff Bezos’ wedding look.
The media personality and political commentator said Bezos, currently in Italy for his nuptials to Lauren Sánchez, looked like “a walking penis” during his big day.
Well, it was guest Maureen Callahan, a columnist for Daily Mail, who first made the comparison, stating that the Amazon founder “resembles a walking penis” during the latest episode of Kelly’s eponymous SiriusXM show.
Far be it from Kelly to disagree. “He does look like a walking penis,” Kelly said, pulling up a photo of what Bezos looked like during his early days with Amazon and what he looked like now.
“I venture to say some other things have happened there to make him look like that, but you’re right,” she said.
“He does look a little too taut and it does give penis vibes. I’m not gonna lie, it’s not a good look for him.”
Jeff Bezos in Venice, Italy on June 27, 2025 for his wedding to Lauren Sanchez.Ernesto Ruscio/GC Images
The comments came after Kelly eviscerated the guest list for the wedding, which spanned three days in Venice and reportedly cost over $50 million.
Chump change, surely, for Bezos, who is considered one of the richest men in the world with a reported net worth of roughly $220 billion.
Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom, Mick Jagger, and Kim Kardashian were among the A-list attendees celebrating the billionaire couple’s union.
“Because that’s what you do when you are Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez: You invite only your close friends,” Kelly said, mocking the “star-studded” event.
“You’re literally one of the richest men in the world, so you’d make sure that you only invite the people who love you for you, you know, the people who were there before you built Amazon…
What matters to them is that it’s a star-studded event, not that they have dear friends who love them, standing up for them, when they take a sacred vow.”
Kelly, for her part, is not the only person displeased with the nuptials.
Venice natives have gathered around the city, including along the scenic canals, to protest the wedding, citing corporate greed and overtourism.
Banners that read “No Space for Bezos,” a play on his space-tech company Blue Origin, and “If you can rent Venice for your wedding, you can pay more tax” have been unfurled by activists.
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